Mark Zuckerberg Has Yet to Retire His Girlfriend

Gawker has it all wrong (although I do agree that his lame Adidas sandals gotta go). Now I know why Priscilla Chan was conveniently left out of The Social Network’s story line. She’s just really not that attractive. If my boyfriend was worth billions of dollars you can bet your last dollar I’d be the hottest looking bitch walking down the street next to him. The good news is, she has potential. The bad news is, she clearly doesn’t give a shit about it. They’re either going to get married and live happily ever after in their lame mansion playing World of Warcraft together OR my boy is going to realize that money can buy a hotter looking wifey.

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