At first glance, I couldn’t specifically remember why this chick became famous for 15 minutes…then it dawned on me — she was the runner-up in the Miss USA pageant who adamantly voiced her opposition to gay marriage in 2009:

“And, you know what, in my country, in my family, I think that, I believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman, no offense to anybody out there. But that’s how I was raised and I believe that it should be between a man and a woman.”

Ah yes, how could I forget that gem of a comment. Although Carrie Prejean finds gay marriage preposterous, she sees nothing wrong with posing partially nude, leaking a sex tape of her basically playing with herself or getting a boob job in order to boost her chances of winning the Miss USA title. Apparently, Jesus only loves closet whores and banishes all gay people to hell. Praise the Lord!

NO GURL, I do not give a shit that you and your evangelical quarterback husband, Kyle Boller, are expecting your first child after four months of marriage. However, I do hope you don’t give birth to a little boy that likes playing with Barbies or your Manolos. I’m just sayin’…

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