ARE SOME CARRIE BRADSHAW FANS REALLY THIS PATHETIC?

I guess I “liked” the Sex & the City fan page on Facebook a while ago and now I get all these news feed updates from HBO. Not a big deal…until I came across this stupid necklace. Anyone who hasn’t lived under a rock for the last decade has probably seen at least one episode of the show. There’s also a good chance that in that episode Carrie was sporting her famous gold nameplate necklace (reference pic above in case you missed that one). There was even an entire episode dedicated to her LOSING the necklace (I believe it was season 6 en Paris??). Anyway, you get the idea. That leads me to the HBO online shop. They actually sell this fugly fake version of the necklace. Really??? Who the hell would walk around wearing this? So your name is Jennifer, but you want people to mistake you for Carrie Bradshaw or something? Sorry sister, it’s not going to happen. And to that extent, if I see someone wearing this out one day I’m immediately walking up to them and ripping it off. Perhaps I’ll even dump the rest of their “cosmo” (because you knooooow that’s what they’re drinking) on them for shock value. That’s the only way to teach a bitch a good lesson.

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How Ridiculously Cute is Dakota’s Baby Sister?

Valentino Haute Couture – Fall 2010

OMFG, I can’t with the GORGEOUS Valentino dress and bow mules that Elle Fanning wore Wednesday night to the LA premiere of Sophia Coppola’s new film, Somewhere. PS – She’s only 12 years old. I’m literally dying right now. And the shoes…the SHOES…THE SHOES!!! Simply fabulous. I was still trying to decide whether I was team Backstreet or team N’sync when I was 12. Although, I was quite disturbed by the untimely death of Gianni Versace around the same time. If only I had access to COUTURE back then (or now for that matter). I can’t hate on her though. Her older sister is super talented and it looks like Elle won’t be following too far behind Dakota’s footsteps. I guess with a name like “Elle” you kind of have to be stylish. Molto bella, gurlfriend!

I JUST DECIDED THAT MILEY MIGHT BE COOL AFTER ALL

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Well, well,well — looks like Hannah Montana isn’t as lame as I thought. Earlier today TMZ released the video above showing Miley Cyrus takin’ hits from the bong. The catch is that she was smoking salvia, which is actually a LEGAL hallucinogenic in the state of California. I’m not getting what the big deal is here? At least she’s not ripping lines in the bathroom of some frat party with a full bottle of vodka in hand like some other people we know (aka our good friend Demi Lovato). Besides, this video just propelled Miz Montana one step closer to being relatively tolerable cool in my book. That’s all that really matters. Everyone deserves a second chance, so I guess this means I can overlook her annoying voice, tired hair extensions and trademark jean shorts. For now…

 

THE KARDASHIANS SHOULD HAVE DONE US ALL A FAVOR AND KEPT THIS “KONFIDENTIAL”

It’s official — the New York Times Best Sellers list is a crock of shit and I’m moving out of this country ASAP. Can somebody please tell me why this book is #3 on the list? What is wrong with people in the US? Listen, I’m not trying to hate on the K sisters. Kudos to them for inheriting trust funds from the money their daddy made getting OJ Simpson off the hook for brutally murdering his wife. And let’s not forget Kim’s XXX claim to fame. That alone must have taken a lot of hard work, right? Aside from the fact that they’re stylish, they bring absolutely nothing to the table. I actually feel bad for all the mothers out there who have daughters that idolize these women. Only in America….

On another note, is it me or did they Photoshop the HELL out of the cover? Last time I checked, Kim and Khloe weren’t anywhere near the same size. Khloe is also literally like 1/2 ft. taller than the other sisters, who are these people kidding? Unreal. I think we can file this under the same category as Jessica Simpson running a multi-billion dollar enterprise. Will I be picking up the latest literary masterpiece direct from Calabasas? N to the O Gurl.

Princess Lolly’s Royal Bubble Bath

Candy Land was hands down one of my favorite games to play when I was a kid. Tell me Princess Lolly and Queen Frostine wouldn’t die over Philosophy’s Candy Cane Foaming Bubble Bath and Shower Gel ($16)?!? If this stuff doesn’t scream Christmas, then I don’t know what to tell you. The peppermint scent is so refreshing and invigorating…I simply can’t get enough! This is the perfect remedy for those cold winter mornings when you need a real pick-me-up. I’d also venture to say that this would make a great holiday gift for just about anyone on your list. Hell, my boyfriend is probably getting a bottle in his stocking. He loves peppermint flavored things (and evidently I love buying gifts for him that I can use too). This loveliness is going on my holiday gift guide as we speak.

PS — Click here to purchase the Candy Land board game. I’m sure it will invoke wonderful memories of sibling rivalry and why you can’t seem to stop shoving your face with sweets these days.

Angelina Rocks Winter White

I’m not sure what to think about the floor length Versace Atelier gown that Angelina wore to the NYC premiere of her new film, The Tourist. She was looking pretty fierce in the first pic. However, I wasn’t really feeling the angora dress upon examination of the second pic. It actually looks like this long cashmere sweater I have. I call it my plane sweater because I wear it just about every time I fly and boy does it feel glorious. I’m guessing this wasn’t exactly the look she was going for.

Next, we have the shoes. I’m betting she had these white Salvatore Ferragamo pumps custom-made (apparently Ferragamo customized all of Angelina’s shoes for the film). I’m not hating them, but I’m not loving them either. Aside from that, her hair and makeup were lovely. One can only hope to look this good while raising six kids. That said, WTF is going on with Brad’s creepy goatee? Angie seriously needs to shave it off in the middle of the night or something. Come on Brad, don’t disappoint us during your last few years of being a sexy piece of ass.

WARNING: This Haircut May Contribute to a Non-Existent Sex Life

I guess it’s a Simpson sister festival today at Yeah Gurl. While researching big sissy’s billion dollar enterprise, I came across these hideous pics of Ashlee Simpson’s new haircut. For the record, at this very moment I’ve decided two things. First, pixie haircuts should be outlawed immediately. Second, I will never subject myself (or my boyfriend/future husband) to this atrocity for as long as I live. I just don’t get it. What was going through her mind when she decided to chop off all of her pretty extensions hair and get a God-awful dye job? If I were Pete Wentz, I’d withhold penis privileges from her until she decided to become an attractive wife once again. And while you’re at it Ash, it couldn’t hurt to get some sun on that skin and eat a sandwich. I’m just sayin’…